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Haley Kiyoko Asked How To Make A Crush Fall For You, And The Answers She Got Were Unhinged
Singer, dancer, and actor Haley Kiyoko asked her social media followers for dating advice this week, and the answers she got are shocking and a little unhinged!
The Lemonade Mouth star may be in a long-term relationship with The Bachelor's Becca Tilley, but on Tuesday she asked her close to two million followers on Instagram for their “most unhinged” tips for getting your crush to pay attention to you, in a post that she captions, “This is a safe space #wlw.”
“I’m bored. Drop your most unhinged ‘win over your crush’ hacks, I’m not talking about playlist or manifesting with crystals. I mean borderline chaotic behavior. I need the tea,” she wrote.
And boy, did her followers not disappoint!
From using Pavlov’s dog method to condition your crush into loving you to licking your crush's hand, the advice is wild!
“I once saw a post where a girl was classically conditioning her crush by giving him a piece of candy every time they saw eachother so he would always associate her with it. i thought it was a great idea” — @fleetingnostalgia
"I knew she was interested in someone else, but I gave her my bra in the club.” — @itsnotjia
“Saw one girl who would put a nicotine patch on her situations situationship when she spent the night and would take it off in the morning. He'd have nicotine withdrawals when she wasn't around and he associated that with loving her lmao” — @goth_grl_creates
“In a group setting, she mentioned she had gotten pulled over because her car tags were expired. So…I went to the county clerk’s office, bought her tags, went to her work, put the tag sticker on her car and left a note with her renewed registration. Some chicks dig acts of service. This girl did not…ugh” — @rose_wendy_13
“I spent a week getting to class late to memorize his schedule and what routes he took to get to class. i did this by FOLLOWING him every time the bell rang and writing down stuff like “MONDAY: tech room e226 goes down first set of stairs and then walks to the second set” etcetera. then after i had gotten it, the next week i 'accidentally' crashed into him” — @anjxanja
“in classic lesbian fashion, i flew across the country to see her after not seeing each other or even talking for seven years” — @alexisavacadoalvarado
“I gaslit mine into liking me. I told her daily that she had a crush on me, and would write things in her notebook when she wasn’t looking like “I [heart emoji] Sophia” for a full year. And now we are married” — @sophialayne
“I tried out for the high school soccer team just so that I could spend more time with her (I had never ever played soccer in my life, safe to say that I did not make the team” — @ryann87j
“I was into this girl at a dance class so I decided to dance as the ‘guy role’ to be able to dance with her as much as possible, but despite blushing around me everytime she made clear she was straight. In the meanwhile this cute guy started flirt with me and I was like 'why not?’ (I'm so weak for attentions so) But anyway I was still flirting with the girl 'cause again... I'm a weak lesbian. So in the end nothing worked and they had a date together.” — @elscosart
“I learnt a whole ass language for her despite the fact that she was straight and I was not” — @rutroraggyyyy
“almost crashed into a truck as i was getting on my motorcycle cause he was walking by and i wanted to impress him” — @jacq.n.cheesy
“Join the sorority she’s in and go on dates under the guise of ‘sisterhood’” — @lily_pierce
“I put crystals in my partners cups of tea (don’t recommend they nearly choked) I also gave them treats every time they looked at me with love or said my name or a pet name. We’re married now :)” — @flowery.flo
“I once scored a girlfriend when I introduced myself to her by licking her hand. Didn’t even need to add a cheesy “wait until I try that somewhere else” line.” — @von_onwardtoglory
“Go to her apartment with a can of paint and brushes. Paint a giant mural of her on the side of the building” — @the_beanz_talk
